The Tank

[Verse 1]
They kicked me out of the marines
I want to buy a truck that's green
It's 6 o'clock they closed the bank
I guess I'll go and steal a tank

[Chorus]
I'll drive my tank up on your lawn
I'll trash your Winnebago

[Verse 2]
I drove my truck out through the gate
In an insane psychotic state
I crushed a Cadillac that's pink
And I've had way too much to drink

[Chorus]
I'll drive my tank up on your lawn
I'll trash your Winnebago

[Verse 3]
I am fat and rich and I am proud
In my castle in the suburbs
I like to boss subordinates around
Then fire them at Christmas
Coming home from work the other day
I noticed nothing was the same
My neighborhood was rearranged
And then I saw it

[Bridge]
Oh no, not my Winnebago
It's flat and trashed, I got no cash
I never got the thing insured
Oh no, not my Winnebago
My pride and joy, my baby boy
He crushed it now it is no more

[Verse 4]
Breaker, breaker 949
I've got a tank on my behind
I'll brake real fast, he'll hit my load
Ten tons of dynamite, explode

[Chorus]
I'll drive my tank up on your lawn
I'll trash your Winnebago