New Boyfriend

[Verse 1]
I grew my hair and I felt better
I went and bought a cardigan sweater
I tried some smack, it made me sick
Now my stomach is acidic
(Pick it up!)

[Chorus]
I thought, "for sure she's an addict"
She found me vaguely attractive (yep!)
Down at the beach where I met her (yep!)
She picked my nose, I felt better (haha!)
I thought, "for sure she's an addict"
She found me vaguely attractive
Down at the beach where I met her
She picked my nose, I felt better

[Refrain]
Better
Better
Better

[Verse 2]
I'd eat dog shit to make me hurl
I'd even dress up like a girl
Your band will make us all the loot
We'll name our first born after fruit

[Chorus]
I thought, "for sure she's an addict"
She found me vaguely attractive
Down at the beach where I met her
She picked my nose, I felt better (haha!)
I thought, "for sure she's an addict"
She found me vaguely attractive
Down at the beach where I met her
She picked my nose, I felt better

[Refrain]
Better
Better
Better

[Repeat Verse 2]
I'd eat dog shit to make me hurl
I'd even dress up like a girl
Your band will make us all the loot
We'll name our first born after fruit

[Chorus]
I thought, "for sure she's an addict"
She found me vaguely attractive
Down at the beach where I met her
She picked my nose, I felt better (haha!)
I thought, "for sure she's an addict"
She found me vaguely attractive
Down at the beach where I met her
She picked my nose, I felt better

[Refrain]
Better
Better
Better