Season 8-9 Theme Song

[Mike]
In the not-too-distant future
Somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in an endless chase!
Pursued by a woman whose name is Pearl,
An evil gal who wants to rule the world.
She threw a few things in her purse
And in her rocketship she hunts him all across the universe! (I'll...get...you!)

[Pearl]
I'll send him cheesy movies!
The worst I can find! (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor his mind! (la la la)

[Mike]
Now keep in mind Mike can't control
Where the movies begin or end (la la la).
He'll try to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends!

Robot Roll Call
Cambot! (You're on!)
Gypsy! (Oh, my stars!)
Tom Servo! (Check me out!)
Crooooow! (I'm different!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
I should really just relax"
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!