Zuko vs. Jack Frost

[Intro]
BONUS BATTLE!
ZUKO
VS
JACK FROST
BEGIN

[Verse 1: Zuko]
Enter the dragon, go right through the fire
Spit temperatures higher than Tumblr Snow Miser
You'd be none the wiser to fight in this mix up
Your fairy's gonna have more teeth for her to pick up
Threaten me with Christmas magic and teamwork
I'll show something tragic, bring nightmares to DreamWorks
You'd need that staff to make up for your size
Because it's no surprise this Guardian can't rise
When it comes to rapping hot, you must be out of your element
No one's coming close to my character development
I'm powered by the sun, you're some emo lacking melanin
You'd have a better matchup battle rapping Tim Allen, kid
I learned it from the best when I'm bringing the heat
Ask the Dragon of the West, I got it down to a T
My show's a cultural blend of an everlasting beauty
While kids forgot you, just like your movie!
You turned into a ghost 'cause no single child knew you
While you're far from untouchable, I see right through you (Yeah)
You'd only get that ice drip drowning in panic
I didn't know that I was up against Jack from Titanic
But that origin story must've been pretty fitting
With you cracking under pressure then promptly dipping
Tried to save your sister but you got too cocky
Then the moon was like: "Damn, that's a cold ass honky"

[Verse 2: Jack Frost]
I heard you're pretty awkward, but that was rough, buddy
I've got the greatest flows from the Man in the Moon since Kid Cudi
Try to claim I'm forgotten, but don't think you're any better
'Cause after seeing my movie, at least my fans want to remember (Woo!)
I've already skirted tracks that are ice cold (Skrrt!)
Naughty on the raps, spit it nice tho (Nice tho!)
I bodied Pitch Black, sent him right home (Right home!)
When Shyamalan left you beat by the Night, bro (Night, bro!)
I'll circle 'round you like the Avatar cycle (What?)
You'd need your hitman to leave my mind blown (Hit!)
I guarantee you'd be dangerous on the mic, though
If-if you locked down your bars like you backstabbing Iroh
Looking at the history of everytime you lose
You got beat by ice dudes who got their powers from the moon
I'm a cold-blooded killer, like Jack Frost the Ripper
You must have plenty shade in the shadow of your sister
You got more baggage looking at your family's history
So pathetic, Grandpa tried to put you out your own misery
Faced off with your father, but he burned it up and ravaged it
And your mom broke your family just like a cart of cabbages

[Verse 3: Zuko]
So you really wanna let it go? You froze and choked on the beat, huh
I always thought the Sandman was the one who's putting people to sleep
Don't need to redirect my flows when I'm lighting this match
While you'd need your Bunny's boomerangs to give a comeback
Don't need backup from my nation when I'm tackling Frost
I've seen better beef in a Jack in the Box
I've got that fire flake spice when I'm coming on the mic
While you've got as much flavor as Vanilla Ice
I'm off the hook with Jet, but you and I could never be friends
This snowflake's gonna wish he got amnesia again

[Verse 4: Jack Frost]
All your tantrums left you burned out in some teenage angsty kai
Guess they call you the Blue Spirit 'cause you ghosted a cranky Mai
I know that scar of yours isn't something you could just walk off
But your greatest dishonor was that rat tail you chopped off! (Woo!)
You've dragged on this battle like the dances you posed
You could only spit sick if I gave you a cold
I bring peace to the people and leave the world inspired
It's ironic every family you met, had you fired
I saved my sister when she was almost dying (Yeah)
You locked your sister in a mental asylum
You've been burning the bridges with all the friends you betrayed
Call me Ember Island, 'cause you just got played