Zero To Stupid

Used to stay home on Fridays just to talk
Just one nightcap before the day is done
Used to wake up in the morning still in love

She used to love me, now she hates me
Since she's been gone
I go from zero to stupid in just one drink

She said she used to love the way I played guitar
Didn't like drinking hard liquor or fast cars
Now she's going down to the bar to watch Nascar

She's drinkin' gin now from what I hear now
Since she's been gone
She goes from zero to stupid in just one drink

The latest fool done left her for the pits
He's changing tires now for the champion here as I sit
Trying to erase her from my mind and my soul

I used to love her, I used to miss her my life goes on
It just can't go from zero to stupid in just one drink