Your Nanna

[Intro]
When was the first time you got fucked in your little hot ass, huh?
Oh, gosh
Tell me your little dirty story
Oh, long time ago
Cheah
Ayo
This song is about
Your nanna
Check it out

[Verse 1]
We first met at church, she was havin’ a rest
Bitin’ into an apple, playin’ scrabble and chess
Sad and depressed, just another damsel, distressed
I said “Don’t worry, babe” with my hand on her dress
She slowly stands on her legs, then I pass her the crutches
I touch her and call her sexy, she laughs then she blushes
We’re past introductions, I’m hopin’ for some harder play
Take her back to mines, then I open up the shardonay
Mm, Danna babe, your hair’s so sharp and grey
Fuck that, Sexy, let me go chuck on some aftershave
She shakes her head, her voice deepens and starts to say
“Stick it in my arse and pray I don’t fuckin’ fart, okay?”
Shit, lady, I ain’t even half your age
I don’t wanna 'cause sharp pains in your heart today
She spreads her cheeks and says “Charge away”
So I do, what a freaky old slut, but I can’t complain

[Chorus]
She gets naked on the floor, say no more
Your nanna is an anal whore
She likes it in the back door
I’m so, so sorry, but your nanna’s an anal whore
She gets naked on the floor, say no more
Your nanna is an anal whore
She likes it in the back door
I’m so, so sorry, but your nanna’s an anal whore

[Verse 2]
Sweat drops as she spits on my red nob
And takes out her teeth just to give me a head job
Arthritis in her fingers, yeah, she grips on my wet cock
Should I get her some medicine or a gift from the sex shop?
I have a picture of her tits on my desktop
Her hot wrinkly breasts got dimples and chest stops
The doctors say she should be livin’ the rest of
Her life playin’ bingo and sittin’ on death watch
But guess what? She’d rather be an anal whore
And if it makes it sort of distract the pain, I’ma break her jaw
And I’ma do it till I piss out a plate of corn
I’m afraid, ‘cause each day she’s ageing more
A damned nympho who can’t stand bingo
And when she dies, I’ma wait till her grandkids grow
Then let ‘em know how their fuckin’ nan’s skitzo
And maybe stick my willy into where their damn shit goes

[Chorus]
She gets naked on the floor, say no more
Your nanna is an anal whore
She likes it in the back door
I’m so, so sorry, but your nanna’s an anal whore
She gets naked on the floor, say no more
Your nanna is an anal whore
She likes it in the back door
I’m so, so sorry, but your nanna’s an anal whore

[Outro]
Your nanna is an anal whore
Your nanna is an anal whore
Your nanna is an anal whore
Your nanna’s an anal whore
Wiggle your asshole around. Do a lot of really dirty shit to your shit hole
Oh!
You like that? Ooh, yeah, baby. Spread that asshole, get that asshole wide. Oh, yes. [?] pink shit hole