Your Family Is Poor

You wake up in the morning
And put on your hand-me-downs
And you embarrass yourself
'Cause you're a Weasley

Are those freckles you're sporting
Or is that poop on your face?
I'm inclined not to believe it's freckles
Because of the smell
I saw you try to buy some Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
But you could not, because, well, nothing is all you've got

Because your family is poor and I do implore:
Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?
I said: Your family is poor and I know for sure
That I am so much better than you 'cause your family is poor

The way that your hair looks like some lice
Are living there is kinda funny to me
I try not to be around you
'Cause you always smell like…pee

Because your family is poor and I do implore:
Why did your parents have so many kids when they're poor?
I said: Your family is poor and I know for sure
That I am so much better than you 'cause your family
Your family is poor