Broomstick

I don't think it's fair
That you are the youngest Seeker in years
I really don't care
That you caught the stupid Remembrall
This year things'll be much different, you see
Because my father really came through for me
And now my teammates and I all can say:
Gryffindor better bow down to the Slytherin way

'Cause I got a broomstick, it's better than yours
It's better than yours, it's better than yours
I got a broomstick, it's better than yours
It's better than yours, wah-oh
I got a broomstick, it's better than yours
It's better than yours, it's better than yours
I got a broomstick, it's better than yours
It's better than yours, wah-ohhhhh

You must have felt cool
When McGonagall picked you the Seeker
Do you feel like a fool
Now that your broomstick is weaker?
Yours is a Nimbus 2000, I've got a Three
My broomstick makes yours look like Ron Weasley's
We can beat you with our arms tied behind our back
You can stick last year's House Cup up your crack

'Cause I got a broomstick, it's better than yours
It's better than yours, it's better than yours
I got a broomstick, it's better than yours
It's better than yours, wah-oh

I got a broomstick, it's better than yours
It's better than yours, it's better than yours
I got a broomstick, it's better than yours
It's better than yours, wah-ohhhh oh ohhhh, oh!