You Will Struggle

I went looking for love
Bare my soul for the world to see
Made a pact with the Gods
And the laws of relativity

Maybe if you looked after yourself
Went to the gym, thought of yourself
A change of clothes, something you need
Sort out your hair, it's tragic indeed;
Tragic indeed

There's someone out there for everyone
For the sad and lonely
For the desperate and fussy
And the birds and the bees
There's someone out there for everyone
Moving from heartbreak to agony

Seven billion or more
People walk on the earth today
I can hope and implore
Just one might look my way

Sorry to say, that you're not my type
You seem pretty nice but your face isn't right
You will struggle, to find a wife
No shame on being alone all your life
Alone all your life

There's someone out there for everyone
For the sad and lonely
For the desperate and fussy
And the birds and the bees
There's someone out there for everyone
Moving from heartbreak to agony