Paul Draper
Paul Draper
Paul Draper
Paul Draper
Paul Draper
Paul Draper
Paul Draper
Paul Draper
Paul Draper
Paul Draper & Steven Wilson
Paul Draper
[Intro]
I’m not as useless as you think I am
I think you caught me at the perfect wrong time
[Verse 1]
She’s using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
Because you dug yourself into a hole
I’ll never find your reasons
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go
[Chorus]
But you claim
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
Now lеt that be the end
[Post-Chorus]
I can accomplish things you’d nеver dream
I possess life skills that you’ve never seen
[Verse]
She’s using cult leader tactics
Draw a line under these matters
Because you dug yourself into a hole
I’ll never find your reasons
Some bizarre combination
Of some fling and some bloke on the go
[Chorus]
But you claim
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids, I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
[Post-Chorus]
You’re just a man child stupid
And my friends say you’re useless
Let’s have sex so this don’t end in war
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
[Bridge]
On a much more serious note, I never told you
I’m a lean mean cleaning machine
I’ll even do your vacuum cleaning
But your ironing that ain’t for me
That ain’t for me
[Chorus]
You’ve got no life skills baby
And I need a man for safety
I got two kids I don’t want one more
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
[Outro]
You’re just a man child stupid
And my friends say you’re useless
Let’s have sex so this don’t end in war
She said, I might have been your lover
But I ain‘t going to be your mother
Don’t you ever come back near my door
Now let that be the end
You’ve Got No Life Skills, Baby! was written by Paul Draper.
You’ve Got No Life Skills, Baby! was produced by Paul Draper & Paul Walton.
Paul Draper released You’ve Got No Life Skills, Baby! on Fri Jan 28 2022.