Everyone Becomes A Problem Eventually

[Verse 1]
You fight too many battles on too many fronts
You plan to reach the top to be a massive cult
And love is nothing different than the games we play
Loose tongues can cost careers at the end of the day
I thought you were amazing, you don't do it for me
Because everyone's a problem eventually

[Verse 2]
Just tell yourself that every dick's a tick, won't go wrong
You want your cake and eat it coz you just like my songs
I should have never got embroiled with my kinky pc
I only ever loved you, not your еnemy
She took away my pain but gave it back to mе
Because I became a problem eventually

[Verse 3]
Come on everybody, dance two meters from me
This cop she was a flop not like you see on TV
You said you had a sex dream and it was about me
'Cos you're a fucking expert using CLT
And every a prick's a tick to that naughty pc
So I became the problem eventually

[Verse 4]
When you move against your rival finish them off
They're bound to come back at you and they'll have a good pop
You hurt me very badly when your plan went so wrong
That's why I'm writing to you via this little song
You made me love your **** but you never loved me
So I became your problem eventually

[Chorus]
Let's Dance
Do the social distance
Do the social distance
Do the social distance
Do the social distance
Stop

[Verse 5]
The moral to this story is buy CLT
To trick and use the people that you casually meet
Make sure when implementing that you never get caught
So keep your shallows smile take a leaf from my book
Eventually you went and did the dirty on me
Because I became your problem eventually

[Verse 6]
The last time that I saw you I had COVID-19
I never got to tell you why I've been like I've been
I should have watched Prime Suspect 1973
So stick to Johnny Vegas 'coz he lives down your street
It worked for you, you're ruthless, left his family
Because you became the problem eventually