You Made It Weird

Talk about the old days hanging at the old folks' bar
Set a turtle free that night and Wendy played the trumpet
Now he saw the new dance, Wendy plays guitar
Why'd you make it weird?
Why'd you make it weird?
Why'd you have to make it weird?
Why'd you make it weird?

You made it weird
You made it weird

Remember back in Tony's little poison oyster bar
Where everything was on the house and nobody could find it
Now the cops have shot him down, set fire to Bobby's car
And nothing was the same
It got so weird
He made it weird

You made it weird
You made it weird

They called you a neanderthal, the enemy of peace
Smashing up libraries, selling dope to the children
Now you go on smashing, bashing up the place
Well I salute you man
You made it weird

You made it weird
You made it weird
You made it weird
You made it weird

Talk about the old days hanging at the old folks' home
Set a turtle free that night, Wendy played the trumpet
Now he's on the new days, Wendy plays guitar
Why'd you make it weird?
Why'd you make it weird?
Why'd you have to make it weird?
Why'd you make it weird?

You made it weird
You made it weird
You made it weird
You made it weird
You made it weird