Where’s Karen?

Uptown's got the debutantes
The princesses and the cake
Jefferson's got those Palermo foxes
All the moms and the maids
But downtown we had Karen
Nobody's seen her for a while
She wore stretched denim skirts
Adderall in her purse
Drove all the boys and girls wild

Where's Karen?
Where's Karen?

On the first day of March
Year ninety-nineteen
Six AM on a Tuesday
Karen was gone but wе chased her on
And the rain it was frozеn
But the devil was roaring
Beating his wife with a smile
Our mystic was sleeping
But he could still speak

Where's Karen?
Whoa-ohh-ohh

So masked and caped we headed out
Leaving our search in his hands
We locked all the doors
To let him explore

Uptown's got the debutantes
The princesses and the cake
Jefferson's got those Palermo foxes
All the moms and the maids
But downtown we had Karen
Or maybe she did not even exist
The gin-soaked goddess
Spilled down upon us
Drove all the boys and girls wild

Where's Karen?
Where is Karen?

On the very next day in ninety-nineteen
Noon o'clock on a Wednesday
We rushed to the gate
And rewound the tape
Our mystic had awoken
And yeah, he had spoken
With Karen in a dream
"She is with us my friends in the room, she is here"

Whoa-ohh-ohh
I am Karen
I am Karen
I am Karen
Where's Karen?
Where is Karen?
I am Karen
Where is Karen?
Where is Karen?
I am Karen

I am Karen