You Doot?

I used to work at this fast food restaurant
This guy actually jerked off right into the hamburgers
The guy's a real numbskull
He does that and the customers don't even know the shit is there
They think people are just joking around when they tell a story like that
He does it with [?], too
One night, [?] real slow, I did it for him!
I jerked him right into this cup, you know?
Then, some fat guy came in with his kid, and he gave the shake to him
Some people are such stupid assholes - I can't believe it!
But that guy - that was nothing compared to this drive-in theatre job I had over by the foothills

Two years ago, I used to work there
And man, that place was really disgusting
'Cause this weird guy who ran the place
I think he was Iranian, or something
And I used to go to his office about 45 minutes before closing time
I would go in there, and there would be these two young girls there
They must have been only 11 or 12 years old, both totally naked
And one of them would be sucking on his cock, which is all crooked and weird in itself
While the other one would be doing this really disgusting, nasty...
This little fucked up Iranian music on the cassette deck
Weirder than [?]
Then, I'd walk in; he asked what I wanted
I never liked the way he looked at me
And I told him that I was just going into the bathroom to get more burritos and shit
He kept all the supplies at the shack bar in his office
I thought about reporting him a couple times
But I got paid good money at the time
And I figured, "What the heck?"
You know?

[laughing] Oh, God! [laughing]