You Don’t Like Snakes, I Don’t Like You

[Verse 1]
Last time I got invited to a party, it was at Little Caesars, you know where Little Caesars is? Well, little caesars shares the same spot as that K-Mart on Eastlake Street, and if you don't watch out you'll get cut
Ok, so I'm hanging out there, and this dude comes up and he's like "Hey, check out this snake!" and I'm like "Ah, ok, I'll check out that snake" and he doesn't like it but I do, so
Ok, and then after that do you know what happens? I'm not really too sure, because I passed out, yeah, ok
So I passed out right there at Little Caesars, I don't give a shit about it

[Chorus]
You don't like snakes
I don't like you
Everyone likes snakes
(incomprehensible yelling)
*laughter*

[Verse 2]
Then I was hanging out at the Little Caesars on uh, Eastlake street, the one that's got a K-Mart inside of it? I know, I know, that's real rough, you'll get cut, you'll get cut, just like the pizza, ya jerk
And this dude came up to me, it's like Har- his name is like Harvey or something, he's like "Check out this snake", and he's like "Oh, I don't really like it, it's too slithery, it's just a bother, you know, check it out"
Um, and Harvey, guess what, Harvey, if you don't like the snake you can just go outside and you can fuck yourself right in your fucking heart you idiot
Pull the car around so I can flip you off

[Chorus]
You don't like snakes
I don't like you
Everyone likes snakes
(incomprehensible yelling)
*laughter*

[Outro]
Oh, come on
Knock it off!
Stop, knock it off!
Knock it off!
You guys gotta get out of here
I just called the cops
This sucks
Seriously, you guys have to leave right now, get the fuck out of my house
My dad's a cop