I Want a Snake

[Intro]
Snakes aren't stupid

[Verse 1]
Runnin' back home gonna get that money quick
Yeah, I want a snake now, you know what I'm sayin'
You stupid fucking dimwit
Gonna get a black one
Gonna get a red one
Gonna get a brown one
Gonna get a yellow one
Gonna get a plaid one
But they don't make plaid ones
So that's ridiculous, you see what I'm saying?
But I'm gonna get a snake and its gonna be great

[Chorus]
A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Awesome!
A-W-E-S-O-M-E-S-N-A-K-E-S-!
Snakes!

[Verse 2]
Snakes on the back porch
Snakes drinkin' Kool-Aid
Cops in a cop car
Cops drinkin' Kool-Aid
Cops in a cop car
Snakes got a paycheck - that's fuckin' awesome
Give me all your money now
Tell me how to be awesome
Sitting around my house while checkin' out my snake
I got real bored so I made the snake a tape
Like I made it like a compilation tape

[Chorus]
A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Awesome!
A-W-E-S-O-M-E-S-N-A-K-E-S-!

[Verse 3]
Runnin' back home gonna get that money quick
Yeah, I want a snake now, you know what I'm sayin'
You stupid fucking dimwit
Gonna get a black one
Gonna get a red one
Gonna get a white one
Gonna get a grey one
Gonna get a green one
I don't know
I'm gonna get one that's like really big
And the snake is gonna be so big

[Chorus]
I'll show you how awesome the snake is
Like you'll never believe it
(A-W-E-S-O-M-E
Awesome!
A-W-E-S-O-M-E-S-N-A-K-E-S-!)
Snakes!