You Don’t Have To Be Alone (But You Can’t Be With Me)

[Verse 1]
You don't have to be alone; hit the town, find a suitor
You don't have to be alone, try polygamy
You don't have to be alone, you've never looked cuter
You don't have to be alone, but you can't be with me

[Chorus]
"You don't have to go home, but you can't be here"
The bartender says as he sweeps
Just pretend I'm the bar, you're the drunk who's still there
We've had our last call, you see
You don't have to be alone, but you can't be with me

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
You don't have to be alone with your bloody mary
You don't have to be alone when you take your tea
For God's sake (For God's sake) don't sleep alone
Phone Percy or Perry
You don't have to be alone, but you can't be with me

[Chorus]
"You don't have to go home, but you can't be here"
The bartender says as he sweeps
Just pretend I'm the bar, you're the drunk who's still there
We've had our last call, you see
You don't have to be alone, but you can't be with me

[Outro]
You don't have to be alone
You don't have to be alone, but you can't be with me