Bedroom Farce

[Intro: Owen Holmes & Madeline Long]
You ready?
Yeah

[Verse 1: Owen Holmes]
His back is broad, his touch is light
And he touches all through the night
A hunting, gathering Brooklynite
I don't know what you see in him

[Verse 2: Madeline Long]
Her legs are long, long like a doll's
Her ass is toned and curved just so
A perfect waist-hips ratio
I don't know what you see in her

[Verse 3: Owen Holmes]
He pours over [?] Proust
While waiting for sauce to reduce
Buys only season on produce
I don't know what you see in him

[Verse 4: Madeline Long]
She teaches reading and P.E
To children with special needs
And then she goes and cleans the beach
I don't know what you see in her

[Bridge: Both & Owen Holmes & Madeline Long]
None of this matters
They're in love with each other
Guess we're stuck with each other

[Outro: Both Owen Holmes & Madeline Long]
Lover