You Can Eat Dinner If You Want To

Yay, we've got another friend up here! (Be careful)
We want you to know that you're all our friends
And we want you to like us too

One! (Can I use that chair to sit down?)
No! (I need another-)

What are you doing, young man?
You're walking down the street
You're thinking about your laundry
And how long the rinse cycle will take
So you thought you'd take a walk over
Take a walk to our house
Take a walk to our house
To the house of cheese

You can eat dinner if you want to
You can eat dinner if you want to
You giant bastard, you won't get no more
You silly person, you gotta eat off the floor

You can eat dinner if you want to
You can eat dinner if you want to
You dirty bastard, you won't get no more
You stinky [fairy?], you gotta eat off the floor
We call that hospitality, what do you call it?

Get up!
Go to [work?]
Eat [?]
Eat Spam!
[Wham?] the whim of what you believe in
Fish the fry of the mortal why
He's so big, he's bigger than you or me
He's the end, the end of you and me
I'm singing a song of pain and doubt
I've got to purge myself with Shout
Why do I feel so lumpy?
Tell me why I feel so lumpy

[Wham?] the whim of what you believe in
Fish the fry of the mortal why
Get up
Go [?]
[?]
And be glad that you're alive