Jingle Bells / Leprosy

...Jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

Dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O'er the hills we go
Laughing all the way, hahaha
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Cause Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse opеn sleigh
Jingle bells, jinglе bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

Driving down the highway
The driver lost control
Eighteen people dead
Because of one pothole

Eighteen dead, thirty missing
Details sketchy
Fourteen million believed dead
In what appears to be a related incident

Reduced to cinders
I'm burning up
Flames crawl on my face
Just my luck

We had a car wreck
A tragedy
Flames around me
And blisters cover me

Driving down the highway
Driver lost control
Six people burning
Because of one pothole

Can't you see
There are pieces falling off of me
I'm not half the man I used to be
Oh leprosy is rotting me

Leprosy
Oh, I scream and writhe in agony
There are scabs all over me
Oh leprosy is killing me

I just had to [?] myself
Onto the floor
I [?]
And I know I'm just one big rotting fork

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle- Good King Winceslas looked out
On the feast of [England?]
Everyone was really fat
Some of them were heaving

Are we annoying anybody yet?
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