You Are So Fair

[GUS]
You're a siren if there ever was one
And there was one
You're a Lorelei
I'm a dope
You're a baddie if I ever saw one
And I've seen one
Darling, you're a lie
I've no hope
I'm at the end of my rope

You are so fair
Like an Oriental vision
But you won't make that decision
You're not quite fair
I'd pay your fare
To Niagara Falls and back, too
But you never will react to
This love affair
You are the Crêpes Suzette
I should get
On my bill of fare
But if you love me not
Flower pot
See if I care!
See how you'll fare
If you keep on playing Rover
When I come to think it over
You're only fair

[Dance break.]

You are the Crêpes Suzette
I should get
On my bill of fare
But if you love me not
Flower pot
See if I care!
See how you'll fare
If you keep on playing Rover
When I come to think it over
You're only fair