You Ain’t No Robot

I've got less feelings than flies on ceilings
For anything that has to do with human ass beings
They don't know how to treat me, yo
I ain't X5763p0
You plug me in and I clean the house
God damn cat hair, all up in my mouth
You ain't watchin tv, I'm watchin' you
And you're an ugly ass motherfucker too

As soon as you open your mouth, I wanna hit it
Keep your thoughts to yourself 'cause I could give a shit
These robots are down for drugs, rappin', extortion
Everytime I see you, I wish your mom had an abortion
You ain't no robot and you sure ain't no rapper
I leave shit like you behind in a crapper
You were drawn to the robot-thug lifestyle
And you believe the bullshit you saw in 8 Mile

You ain't no robot, bitch!
You were created from jizz
You ain't no robot
You've got to take a whiz
You ain't no robot
Your skin ain't chrome
You ain't no robot
You call this planet home, bitch!

Motherfuckin' fuckers all over my shit
'Cause I'm a robot down with 8-Bit
Goin' ancient on the motherfuckin' mic
All my God damn fuckin' skills keepin' it tight, bitch
Fuck, shit, fuck
My Tourette's be actin' up
It's just a glitch that some solder will fix
Motherfucking technical assistance is needed
While you all sorry ass humans still bleeding

Humans ain't shit, but shit on my shoe
But then again, what's new?
And who the fuck asked you?
A one night stand with your kind is so bland
Gotta listen to 'em talk 'cause they ain't preprogrammed
I'm free of toe-jam and clean as a whistle
But don't know how to smile 'cause the earth is a shit hole
Flooded with toxins, I feel like I'm locked in
What's the fuckin' point of me talkin'?

You ain't no robot, bitch!
You were created from jizz
You ain't no robot
You've got to take a whiz
You ain't no robot
Your skin ain't chrome
You ain't no robot
You call this planet home, bitch!