Mario Iii

Anti-log can't be stopped like Bavaro from Tecmo
I whistle Koji Kondo while you listen to techno
I never played a game that I can't defeat
Got Nintendo thumb while you got soars from spanking your meat
You never stood a chance and you know that you're whack son
I'm the first person to TKO Tyson
Sign up for lessons, I get paid by the hour
I should be a consultant for Nintendo Power

I be throwing words of God, driven heathens away, gawt!
I never lose a bass 'cause my fishing rod stays hot
Ice climbing, grabbing carrots
Perfect timing, no demerits
Bitch I'm a natural
Actual factual
I see you at the arcade
You gettin' played
Name the game, the time, the place
I'll throw your ass into a maze, bitch!
You came in boasting, now you're crawling away
You felt the wrath of the Le-Frost, Deep Blue aka

I just cashed in a ten, and got a roll of quarters
Won a high score on this game? Just place your order
See my initials on the screen, they be S-T-D
You can beat that game, but you can't beat me
'Cause I'm an old school fool and you know I'm cool
Because I skate all day in a backyard pool
I did a burnt and a handplant and got some air
And did a big old grab while they sat and stared

I can beat Shadowgate in 22 minutes
Without ever kicking the bucket once
I can kick anybody's butt in MKIII
And that goes for all you chumps
I can drink a whole bottle of whiskey
And straight up conquer Ninja Gaiden II
I'm the master of 2-D fighting games
And you a Tetris playing fool
I can kill Rygar in ten to twelve hits
Because I know how to build my tone
Don't need no password for Castlevania 2
Because I'm straight falling into the zone
Get all the items I need, while I'm smoking some weed
Because it's all second nature to me
Just like driving a car, I hit the dragon with a star
And grab the talisman; follow my lead