Year of the Jerk

[Verse 1]
I'm tired of thinking 'bout my girlfriend first
Try'na make it better just keeps making it worse
Think she understands me but she doesn't have a clue
Pretending that she cares when I know it isn't true

Paying for her shit cos she always broke
Hanging with her dumb friends, laughing at their jokes
I'm tired of stooping to your intellect
I'll get my coat and you can get the check

I dunno why I didn't cheat on her once?
When she was chumping with that DJ for months
I'm tired of making this relationship work
This year I'm gonna be a jerk

[Chorus]
I'm gonna be a jerk
I'm gonna be a jerk
I'm gonna be a jerk

[Verse 2]
I'm sick and tired of faking polite
My back is aching from making it right
Your mouth was moving but I couldn't quite hear
My head was too far up your derriere

Now when you call me I won't answer the phone
And I'd feel better if you're sad and alone
I'm done with makin' friends that time has passed
All you ever were was a pain in the arse

I'll be the guy who's covered in hoes
Driving in my sports car wiping my nose
Tired of being liked now I just wanna irk
This year I'm gonna be a jerk

[Chorus]
I'm gonna be a jerk
I'm gonna be a jerk
I'm gonna be a jerk

[Outro]
I'm gonna tell you cos I know it'll hurt
This year I'm gonna be a jerk