And This Is What She Said...

[Spoken intro]
Okay
This is a story about a girl who broke my heart in seven places
And I'm still trying to get over it
This is how it happened

[Verse 1]
Yeah I was walkin' down the street with my girl Sej Sej
When I spied a geeky chick, yeah she was crème brûlée
She was graphically inclined I could tell by her shirt
And when she looked my way my heart started to hurt
"Her name is P. A. Tience" Sej Sej said spotting my clock
"She's in a punk rock band right now they rock the block"
She started comin' our way my hands began to sweat
She stopped and pointed at Sej, and this what she said

[Chorus]
She said:
"Tell me What you want and I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it with my smooth moves"

"Tell me What you want and I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it with my smooth moves"

[Verse 2]
Okay then Sej Sej smiled because she ain't no fool
When we hang out I wear a cardigan cos she's so cool
She looked straight at Pae and said "So what you got?"
"'Cos I know what I want, and I want the lot"
"I want jelly beans and candy bars
I want monster beats and those electric guitars
I want a little bitty pony I can call my one and only
Just let me put some sugar all up on this microphone
Just let me..."

[Chorus]
"Tell me What you want and I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it with my smooth moves"

"Tell me What you want and I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it with my smooth moves"

[Bridge]
She said "move, move"
She said "move, move"
She said "move, move"
She said..."move, move"

[Verse 3]
Okay stop, hold up cos I could sense an escalation
Got the chocolate out my pocket to diffuse the situation
Pae saw the noir and said "so what's that shit you're doing?"
I said "this shit is French, I rock Valrhona what's it to ya?"
She took a bite and said "This shit is rad"
I said "yeah, 'bout as rad as Michael Jackson is Bad"
I thought I'd played it real cool and she was looking so fine
She said "They call me Patience – that don't mean I got the time sucker"

[Chorus]
"Tell me What you want and I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it with my smooth moves"

"Tell me What you want and I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it with my smooth moves"

She said:
"Tell me What you want and I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it with my smooth moves"

She said:
"Tell me What you want and I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it for you
Yeah I can get it with my smooth moves"

[Outro]
She said...