Y’Gotta Try

Oh man! Y'gotta try this chocolate! It's from Europe or something! There's a little bit of mud in it!
Oh man! Have you tried this lemonade? It's lightly salted. There's a little drop of blood in it!
Oh man! Y'gotta try this restaurant where the theme is that your bring in your own food in!
Oh man! Have you tried this giant cake? It's the size of a human and when you're done you'll find the dude in--

SIDE! You're missin' out, man!
Don't you know how to live?
We've got a culture and some stuff
With so many gifts to give!

There's a whole big world out there
Don't knock it 'til you tried it, bro!
No, seriously, all of it!

Chorus:
You might like it if you try!
Like the hair plucked clean from your thighs. (Hair plucked clean from your thighs.)
Or this pointy thing in your eye. (Pointy thing in your eye.)

Dude. Dude? DUDE!

Hey dude! Have you seen that movie where Gary Oldman plays an actual old man named Gary?
Hey dude! Y'gotta see that flick where Matthew McConaughey and himself get married!
Hey dude! Did you see that film where Taylor Swift kills like 85 nazis?
Hey dude! Y'gotta see that documentary about the paparazzi that follows the paparazzi!

Woah, sorry there, dude. You said you liked movies!
Why don't you just try 'em 'stead'a getting all moody
There's a great big world out there
Don't knock it 'til you tried it, bro!
All of the its!

Chorus:
You might like it if you try!
Like this ham and ham only pie. (Ham and ham only pie.)
Or this rope-shaped non-clip-on tie. (Rope-shaped non-clip-on tie.)

Did you see that band (with the purple man)
Made of marzipan (sounds like Steely Dan?)
Did you see that band (where they will not stand)
So they sit on cans? (They're from Kazakhstan)
Did you see that group who is named Duck Soup
Chilling on that stoop singin' 'bout Greg Proops?
And the venue they play's
Open only thursdays
And it's called Hunny Glayz
And the food there's ok

Hey bro! Y'gotta try that game! It's on Turbografx 18! It's about a dead fish!
It's really good! It got, like a 5.3 on IGN, I think. Or maybe 3.5..

Chorus:
You might like it if you try!
Like some rain on 4th of July. (Rain on 4th of July.)
Or a dwindling money supply. (Dwindling money supply.)
Or your third DWI. (Third DWI.)
Or a Kyle saying goodbye. (Don't. You're making me cry.)