I’m Back (A Dinosaur’s Story)

Hi there, folks, it's TV's Kyle
It's been quite a while since you have seen my muttonchopped face
Let me tell you listeners
I understand you've been concerned
But I've been to a faraway place

A pterodactyl suddenly made its existence known to me
And motioned for me to climb twixt its wings
And while the land I did find was ostensibly before time
I've returned for [?]

I'm back!
It's a dinosaur story
I'm back!
I was destined for glory
I'm back!
It was so dinosaury that Spielberg would eat his dumb hat
I'm back
It's a dino-dimension
I'm back
There was ne'er any tension
In fact
We were partying hardy
It don't get no better than that

I met an anklyosaurus
And I quickly named him Morris
I drew faces on the plates of his back
I met a rad diplodocus
Who had a rad methodicus
His tale made a fantastic whip crack
I parted with deinonychuses
Talons causing quite the fuss
And stegosaurus spikes filling the crowd
Then fire flying limousines
Those prehistoric dance machines
Went to a dance club over the clouds

I'm back!
It's a dinosaur story
I'm back!
I was destined for glory
I'm back!
It was so dinosaury that Spielberg would eat his dumb hat
I'm back
It's a dino-dimension
I'm back
There was ne'er any tension
In fact
We were partying hardy
It don't get no better than that

I have some information that might cause some consternation
Especially if you're ages over 30
See I had an observation that I saw on my vacation
That dinos have in common with the birdies
They have feathers, they have feathers!
Yeah, my dino-bros have feathers!
I know that this will bother some of you
But science won't deny us
What I spy with my little iris
They got feathers just like all the birdies do!
Sorry guys!

I'm back!
It's a dinosaur story
I'm back!
I was destined for glory
I'm back!
It was so dinosaury that [?] would dance in his grave
I'm back
It's a dino-dimension
I'm back
There was ne'er any tension
In fact
We were partying hardy
We just didn't want to behave
I'm back