WTF

[Intro]
(xonthebeat)
Uh

[Verse]
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more...
Difficult as it continues
The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds, line up at the start
The running speed starts slowly but gets fa-f-faster
Each minute after you hear this signal: BOBOOP!
Sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound: DING!
Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible
The sеcond time you fail to complete a lap bеfore the sound
Your test is over! (*beat switch*)
You will be executed!
The test will begin on the word start
On your mark, get ready!
There is no meme, pull down your pants and pee yourself
*chaos*

I'm sorry, ladies and gentleman, but...
And it has come to my surprise that I have [?] my undies
I have took a load in my trousers
[?]
*scream*