Write The Science

[Intro - 4x]
We are the immortal beings
Reconnecting with everything

Write the science

Oh
Eeeeeeehyah

[Verse 1]
Natural laws of the universe
I will control the physical world
Matter, energy, space and time
I will remember Lord Xenu's crime
Regain awareness of the past
Trillion years of knowledge I've amassed
Operating Thetans unite
Unlocking new abilities
Telepathy, immortality and flight

[Chorus]
Galactic overlord, we submit to you
Back when Earth was called Teegeeack
The "Wall of Fire," Incident II
Beware the R-9 implant
Pneumonia will kill you
Hydrogen bombs in volcanoes
Don't solve the puzzle
Trust that it's true

[Breakdown]
Achieve the native state
75,000,000 years
You must prepare for auditing
With the electro-psychometer
Thetan Level III

(Yee-haw!)

[Verse 2]
Tax-exempt offerings of $300,000
This is the only way to access
The advanced technology
Generous contributions
Will set you free

[Spoken Interlude]
I'll have you know
That if you betray our belief system
Or access the internet without permission
You will be excommunicated!
Your family will disown you
And we will send enforcers to your private residence
And we will hire a team of lawyers
To literally sue the shit out of you
Until you have nothing, nothing at all

[Chorus]
Galactic overlord, we submit to you
Back when Earth was called Teegeeack
The "Wall of Fire," Incident II
Beware the R-9 implant
Pneumonia will kill you
Hydrogen bombs in volcanoes
Don't solve the puzzle
Trust that it's true

[Outro]
We are the immortal beings
Reconnecting with everything
We are the immortal beings
We will write the science