Suck My 401k

[Spoken Intro]
"Investment is the purchase of an asset or an item with the hope that it will generate income or appreciate in the future and be sold at the higher price and generally does not include deposits with a bank or similar institution which is opposite of trading or speculation, which are short-term practices involving a much higher degree of risk. Financial assets take many forms and can range from the ultra safe low return government bonds to much higher risk and higher reward international stocks, and a good investment strategy will diversify the portfolio according to the specified needs and regardless of the success of a fundamental pick, full potential of the asset cannot be reached without a proper money management strategy. Investments can be made through indirect intermediaries such as pension funds, banks, brokers, and the insurance companies which are institutions that may pool money received from a large number of individuals into funds like unit trusts and SICAVs."

[Verse 1]
That may have been too much to take in
So let’s just go real slow and I’ll show you where I’ve been
I’ve got college for my kids and retirement covered
You should start investing early, get ahead of the others

[Pre-Chorus]
Ask your CPA about stocks, bonds, mutual funds, real estate
Analyze potential assets with sufficient research
Always make sure you identify
The risks related to your

[Chorus]
Investing, keep watching, look at my money managing
Strategy, examine my liquid assets
Investing, keep watching, look at my money managing
Strategy, examine my liquid assets now

[Verse 2]
Why get rich quick when you can take your time?
There’s no upside to committing financial crimes

[Pre-Chorus]
Look out for pyramid schemes
They’re unsustainable
If it seems too good to be true, contact the
Federal Trade Commission, take control of your finances

[Chorus]
Investing, keep watching, look at my money managing
Strategy, examine my liquid assets
Investing, keep watching, look at my money managing
Strategy, examine my liquid assets now

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Take financial responsibility, retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility, retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility, retire early with a happy family
Take financial responsibility, retire early with a happy family

[Spoken Outro]
"There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum."
"There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum."

"There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum."
"There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum."
"There’s a tradeoff between risk and return. You can maximize expected returns by investing in risky assets, or you can be wise and minimize risk and find a more suitable strategy somewhere in between both of the extremes of the investing spectrum..."