Wowzers

[Intro]
Tipper Tipper gang, Tipper Tipper gang
Lunar C, Hashfinger
Yo, Lunar C, Hashfinger
Yo, yo, yo

[Verse 1]
Cold since a kid, I was brought up not to care
Big bin liner full of weed under the stairs
Don't act like you're rolling when you know you wouldn't dare
Don't act like my bro, when I was broke you wasn't there
Getting jiggy with it, big willy in it
Might sniff a line of cheng, boy it's been a minute
I'm not living right, I'm dead wrong
I'm just hoping I live to write my next song
Posh chick got a cottage in the Cotswolds
I'm going for the head like Lee Harvey Oswald
Don't chat to me, you was born out of your dad's pum
Your mother's got a man-bun and people call her handsome

[Hook]
Woah
Wowzers
I'm not tryna get into your trousers
Slow down
I'm offended and astounded
My sincerity has been doubted
Wowzers
Unless you're on it obviously
You put the kettle on, I brought the weed
No need to slap me round the cheek
Calm down, I was just joking
Wowzers

[Verse 2]
New trousers
Right pocket full of uppers, left full of downers
You got out Billy Big Bollocks, get battered by bouncers
That's not cricket like rounders
Talk shit but you can't deny my skill
All these MC's lie, I'm real
My dick's like something from a Sci-Fi film
And my life's like one big highlight reel
One Punch Willy
Woke up feeling perky like a sucked titty
They're saying they're the best and that's just silly
But I don't give a fuck if they fuck with me

[Hook]
Woah
Wowzers
I'm not tryna get into your trousers
Slow down
I'm offended and astounded
My sincerity has been doubted
Wowzers
Unless you're on it obviously
You put the kettle on, I brought the weed
No need to slap me round the cheek
Calm down, I was just joking
Wowzers

Life's hard when you're pretty, people hate for no reason
They just want me for my body and I don't need them
Get the job done and split the dough even
Straight down the middle like a mohican
Just be honest
Your producer sold your mic and spent up the profits
Left your studio bare to do a grow there
To stay warm you've gotta spoon in the corner like Müller yogurts
Out of this world like Elon Musk's whip
Bobbing in the street like we want justice
Tenner for the CD, these rappers wanna be me
I just wanna rub their face in it like Rikishi
Pause

[Hook]
Woah
Wowzers
I'm not tryna get into your trousers
Slow down
I'm offended and astounded
My sincerity has been doubted
Wowzers
Unless you're on it obviously
You put the kettle on, I brought the weed
No need to slap me round the cheek
Calm down, I was just joking
Wowzers