Polo Balaclava

[Intro]
Yo
Lunar C, Fly Tippers, yo

[Hook]
Life's hard - poor me, pour me another drink
How come they never told us what we could become
Everything you're doing I've already done
Polo balaclava, I'm one of one
Life's hard - poor me, pour me another drink
How come they never told us what we could become
Everything you're doing I've already done
Polo balaclava, I'm one of one

[Verse 1]
I stand out bare in a room full of artists like a life model
I don't know how they're still sleeping, the mind boggles
This right could make any guy wobble
If I put a bit of lean into it like a Sprite bottle
I'm the best, so what if I sound biased?
They don't know what they're in for like prisoners with Alzheimer's
Go home and practice, dirty no-good bastard
At your service like I'm stood over your open casket
Iconic like Raekwon in a Snow Beach
I'm Tyson in his prime with his gold tooth gleaming
Smack 'em if they don't learn like corporal punishment
It brings a whole new meaning to an old school beating
Woke up at dinner time, was at the pub for half two
Your old dear gave me a lap dance on a bar stool
Then it got stranger in the whip like a carpool
I say a lot of things 'cause they rhyme but they aren't true

[Hook]
Life's hard - poor me, pour me another drink
How come they never told us what we could become
Everything you're doing I've already done
Polo balaclava, I'm one of one
Life's hard - poor me, pour me another drink
How come they never told us what we could become
Everything you're doing I've already done
Polo balaclava, I'm one of one

[Verse 2]
Yo, big bars got 'em panicking
They said I was going nowhere with this rapping thing
I've got fans in your city, my talent's got me travelling
They don't know where I'm going with this like I'm rambling
T'ump a man, hundred hand slap like I'm E Honda
Going over the top like Khabib after he beat Connor
Stuffed the coke up my nose
And drop kick a Jack Russell over a bungalow
If you've got no money, don't approach me
I'll do a verse for a rack like Lowkey
This is all facts, I don't tell lies
Chop the end of my cock off to win a Nobel Prize
Fried up the placenta
Took a siesta
In the kush hacienda
With the sex cult I'm a long standing member with a long standing member
My name holds weight like a strongman contender

[Hook]
Life's hard - poor me, pour me another drink
How come they never told us what we could become
Everything you're doing I've already done
Polo balaclava, I'm one of one
Life's hard - poor me, pour me another drink
How come they never told us what we could become
Everything you're doing I've already done
Polo balaclava, I'm one of one