Wow! That’s Kinda Neato

There's a guy in the band at the back of the show
And he thinks everything’s, "Wow! Kinda neato!"
That's Garrett. Oh-oh, that's Garrett

Yeah, his jokes are cornier than a Frito
And he thinks everything’s, "Wow! Kinda neato!"
That's Garrett, woah-oh, that's Garrett

Well he knows all of Milana's (?) moves
If you'd don't know Garrett then you've
Been hiding out, yeah it behooves
You to know him
His name is Garrett. Yeah, he's my friend

Guy in the back always playing the drums
One time in Houston well I saw his mom
That’s Garrett. Oh-oh, that’s Garrett

Well, his jokes are cheesier than a Cheeto
And he thinks everything's, "Wow! Kinda neato!"
That’s Garrett, Woah-oh, that's Garrett

Well he knows all of Milana's (?) moves
If you'd don’t know Garrett then you've
Been hiding out, yes it behooves
You to know him
His name is Garrett and, yeah, he's my friend

Garrett's my friend
Garrett's my friend
Garrett's my friend
'Cause Garrett's my friend