Famous Last Words

They say the grass is always greener
That is as long as you don't die
I've often considered myself to be a cup-is-half-full kind of guy
Or at least sometimes I wonder why
They say life won't get much sweeter, that doesn't mean you shouldn't stray
I've always prided myself on going down the half-beaten pathway
But still sometimes it's hard to stay
That's why you'll often hear my say

I'll never drink again
I'll never start another band
Never let things get too far out of my hands
Let ego take control
Dig myself into a hole
Or moan when things don't go exactly as I planned

No matter what you see
No matter what you've heard
No matter how credible or absurd
Famous last words

They say I couldn't get much meaner
I'd say you haven't seen me try
Although I consider myself to be level-headed most of the time
Oh yeah, things still can go awry
I've heard it must be my demeanor
That I have always been this way
I'm usually quite content with avoiding bad things people say
And just keep living for the day
At least it seemed to be okay

Stop comparing myself to others
And keep it right inside the race
The expectations may they have don't
Have any effect on my pace

I'll never drink again
I'll never sign another band
Never let things get too far out of my hands
Let ego take control
Dig myself into a hole
Or moan when things don't go exactly as I planned

No matter what you see
No matter what you've heard
No matter how bizarre or absurd
Famous last words