World’s on Heroin

[Verse 1]
The world's on heroin
I'm on strike against all this laziness
I try to go for all
Despite all the underachievers

[Pre-Chorus]
From the government to the drive-thru guy
The delayed results with no reasons why
My only guess, they must be high

[Chorus]
I wanna put an end to all of them
But I don't know where to begin
'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

[Verse 2]
The world's on heroin
Everybody is standin' in my way
I try to use my brain
Stupidity is thrown in my face

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a coffee guy in a stoner place
And the world keeps turnin' at a turtle's pace
Get it over with, and check into NA

[Chorus]
I wanna put an end to all of them
But I don't know where to begin
'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

[Bridge]
If I had my way
I'd prefer if everyone was on speed
I'm so sick of the "no-can-do"
And the failures you concede
At any rate, from the looks of things
Everyone's nodding out but me

[Verse 3]
The world's on heroin
Too many lazy morons in my face
The world's on heroin
Everybody acts like a zombie

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm not sayin' I'm better than them
I don't have the kind of time to spend
With slacker types tryin' to be my friend

[Chorus]
I wanna put an end to all of them
But I don't know where to begin
'Cause I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the world's on heroin

[Outro]
Heroin!