Romantic Junkie

[Verse 1]
All the girls think that you're the king
You're a romantic junkie
On the edge of everything
You're a romantic junkie
Learned all about it on MTV
Seemed so cool
You said, "That drug's for me"

[Chorus]
Romantic junkie
They think you're really something
Romantic junkie
I know you're really nothing
Romantic junkie
I'm glad I'm not like you

[Verse 2]
Shit your pants, steal your momma's cash
You're a romantic junkie
You sold all your stuff for drugs
'Cause you shot up all your money
Read all about it in Rolling Stone
Now you got a habit
That won't leave you alone

[Chorus]
Romantic junkie
She thinks you're really something
Romantic junkie
I know you're really nothing
Romantic junkie
I'm glad I'm not like you

[Outro]
You're so cool
I want to be just like you
You're so smooth
The girls all want to fuck you
Now you're giving head
Just to get your fix
It couldn't get much better than this