World 05: Medieval / Forest

"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"
Now entering World 5
Time to get medieval on those ninjas!
Grab your sword and a couple Heart Containers!

"Zelda!"
The Legend of Zelda continues! Defeat your enemies, save the kingdom!
"Beware, ware, ware, ware..."
Some will help you, others will betray you!
"I can restore life, I can get magic if I can..."
"I cannot help you."
"Zelda!"
"Use your sword!" "Find the crystals." "Rescue the princess!"
"Zelda, Zelda!"
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, only from Nintendo
Nintendo games and sets sold separately
Now You're Playing With Power

Did I mention it's cold out? Grab a coat
(All your base are belong to Nmesh.)

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SUPER FAMICOM GAME
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I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!

I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here!
Okay, so there's one good reason
Looking good princess, especially from this angle!
Oh!

All your base are belong to Nmesh

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So, you slaughtered Son of Death Adder and barbequed his [?]...
How'd you progress to Level 8?
Well, you eat fast food, you humiliate every machine in the arcade, and you pro-
I need practise for real. It's my sidekick. Game Over, Sunshine

Stop poking me!

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You're listening to Warp Zone

This time it calls you to the ultimate battle of good against evil
To a quest few are prepared for, and fewer still survive
But perhaps now the power is within your grasp
It's the game that's already a legend;
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, only on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Now You're Playing With Super Power!

Congratulations! You have rescued Trillian from the thieves in The Lost Woods. Although it looks like they made off with his watch
"Fuck!"

Do trees think? Can plant life feel?
Do they fear fire? If they do, they're not alone
More people are moving to our forests, so be careful with fire
It could hurt a lot more than trees

Hum, you just touch me and I... I... I go as limp as a noodle
It scares me
Yes, I know the feeling

It's me, Zelda
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. After saving the Triforce from evil, the hero gets his reward!