World 01: Classic / Action

Segaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Welcome to your doom!

I am powerful (I am powerful)
I am strong (I am strong)
I choose life (I choose life)

Power up!

Something for the kid in all of us

I should've known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub...

The video game industry is hotter than ever this season and one good reason...

Nintendo!

Welcome To Warp Zone, brought to you by Nmesh
This evening we have a very special mission for you; but it won't be easy
Stay tuned for your mission objective
"Nintеndo has introduced some hot new toys, but havе things gone a bit too far?
This evening [?] wraps up a special report on Video-Mania..."

Tiny Mix Tapes has been kidnapped by ninjas
Are you a bad enough dude to save Tiny Mix Tapes?
(Yeah!)
Good luck Player 1. Press Start Button when ready
Happy travelling!
(Nmesh!)
Let's rock!

Rise from your grave!
Enter World 1

Hi, dad!
Where you been?
Chuck's house, new Genesis game, Kid Chameleon!
100 levels, 1800 screens, longest I've ever played!
That's good, son...
Every time I changed helmets, I was someone else!
That's nice, dear...
Skycutter, EyeClops, Juggernaut! I kept transforming!
Everybody, sing!
Can't, later mom!
What's with him?
He's just having an identity crisis
New Kid Chameleon, the multiple-personality game, only on Sega Genesis!

We've got a massive adventure ahead of us
Rather than cut corners, I feel like we should take it back to the beginning. It's important to know your roots
So roll out the Power Pad, and slip on that Power Glove
We're going back in time, to kick it 8-Bit style!
Press Continue
"Woah, this promises to be fun."
"OK desu ka?"

Tell me something, my friend... Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it

Basically [?] as a kid, all the time
I couldn't stop once I started, they had to take me away

Ooooh, fuck!

Ahhhhh!
Nintendo!

You're listening to Warp Zone

Super fighting robot
Mega Man
Super fighting robot
Mega Man
Super fighting robot
Mega Man

Super fighting robot
Mega Man
Super fighting robot
Mega Man
Super fighting robot
Mega Man
Fighting to save the world!

This is Captain Lee. Kennedy National Airport is under attack by Dr. Wily's robots. We need help immediately! Calling Mega Man! We're calling Mega Man! Please help us!

Gimmie my smokes!
Smoking's bad for you, you know...
No it's not! Try it!
Woah, little bro! That smoke will make you choke!
It doesn't make me-
Smoking is for dumb-bots! It's bad for your health, AND it stains your teeth! Don't be a fool, smoking isn't cool!

Toasty!

I guess he didn't Escape From L.A. (*Ba-dum, tssss!*)

All your base are belong to Nmesh

Capcom introduces Little Nemo: The Dream Master. We've tapped into your deepest, darkest nightmares
Hold on guys, we got something, this could be it
I'm getting snakes, wasps. Wow, look at this stuff!
Big-lipped tadpoles
This kid's turned himself into a...
Killer baby
These kids is strange...
Who dreamed up something so weird? You did
This one's riding a purple lizard
Holy smokes!
Little Nemo: The Dream Master, for Nintendo by Capcom
You're gonna make a game outta this!?

You're listening to Warp Zone, on Tiny Mix Tapes

Master Higgins is back in Adventure Island II!
This time he's not alone in his quest to save his beloved
Various prehistoric friends will help Higgins defeat his fiendish foes!
Adventure Island II, the premier action-adventure game!
By Hudson Soft

Do you think I would have some more- ****?
Yeah, we should totally hit it again, but I get first dibs on it

Chomico man fots menele dead wid love
I watchin people rushin doing like a bashav

So come!

Full-time daya - time fe de bus ride-ah
Sunshine-daya - a time fe de bus ride-ah
Sunshine-daya - a time fe de bus ride-ah
Full-time daya - a time fe de bus ride-NO!

You two rawhides'll LOVE this little training exercise!

All your base are belong to Nmesh
All your base are belong to Nmesh
All your base are belong to Nmesh
All your base are belong to Nmesh...

Big Lob makes his move!
Big Lob makes his move!
Big Lob goes for the gold!
Woah!
Big Lob makes his move!
He cuts 'cross courts, sidestepping the opposition!
He executes a perfect 10 dive!
The [?] saved!
Big Lob makes his move!
Great speed near the endzone!
Big Lob makes his move!
[?] off the defense, and lays down the long bomb!
It's looking good! Rimshot!
Big Lob makes his move!
Will it drop in? YES!
Big Lob scores! And the crowd goes wild!
[?]
Nmesh!

You na cooking!
Ye doo!
Eeeyuuuu!
Babububababababwebububwebubu!
Porkchop sandwiches!
Oh shit, get the fuck outta here, what are you doing?
Go, get the fuck out of here, you stupid idiot!
Fuck, we're all dead, get the fuck out!
My god, did that smell good!
Detect it, did you know going and you tell me do things I don't running
G.I. Joe!

Power (Power)
Now you are playing with power
Punch-Out!! by Nintendo
(Play with power)
11 world-class contenders, taken down with your controller;
Beat 'em all and you've got a shot at Tyson's title
(Play, play- play, POWER, p-p-p-p-p-POWER, n-n-now-n-NOW!)
But for that, you gotta beat Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! from Nintendo, Now You're Playing WIth POWER!

[?] tactics by Mike Tyson
[?] one point has been deducted from Tyson
[?] exibibition!
[?], they've got him figured out
[?]
He's disqualified, he bit his ear! He's out!
He's disqualified, he bit his ear, I can see the bite marks!
[?]
He bit his ear [?]
I need a two-point deduction, the fight will go on!
[?] to stop the fight [?]
Overruled by [?], the doctor, he said [?]
[?] take-charge kinda guy, he's a judge, he'll take no nonsense
[?] two points! Two points! Two points off of him!
He bit his ear, two points off! Two! Two points!
Can you believe this, this is getting stranger and stranger
We're getting to see strange things happening in boxing
We go back to the change of referees...
I wonder how this would've played into it, [?]
Oh my goodness...
That's a thought, Bobby!

I've made life [?] than other people, that's just who I am
I've sacrificed so much of my life, can I least get laid?
You know what I mean, I've been robbed of all my money, could I at least get a blowjob?
I wish one of you guys had children, I'd be kicking them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles, before you could feel my pain because that's the pain I had from waking up every day