Works of Light

I don't even know if it's really worth mentionin'
That anti-freeze without toxic is rather thirst quenchin'in
Anyway, the point is you have to choose between school
And having kids that splash around in the shallow end of the gene pool
How did you manage to make the erection worthwhile
With cigars and the scars from a see-section birth style?
The next thing you know, you're behind, and pretty soon your mom's
Taking photos of your date to the shitty junior prom

Even though you feel in your gastro-intestinals
That you'd rather hang with Yelson or Castro in festivals
You try so hard, get ahead but you can only fail
So you might as well start wearing your hair up in a ponytail
If you need to be told what to say, get a teleprompter
And take some advice from a man up in a helicopter
Piss off the wrong person you think you're defending
With promises made they may be just pretending