You're a very hard, hard person to meet
There's a pile of mice small top lying dead at your feet
I run the gambit
Clever to sweet
I wish I was anywhere
I wish I was anywhere else
Part of you has gotten up and gone
Part left behind just stifle a yawn
You'd be amazed how crab grass
Can ruin a lawn
I wish I was anywhere
I wish I was anywhere else
Do you drive to work
Or do you take the train
It's sure nice weather
If it doesn't rain
If there's something wrong
You could complain
I wish I was anywhere else
Conversation's always so difficult to find
Just once I'd like to touch on your mind
I've tried to be subtle
I've tried to be kind
I wish I was anywhere
I wish I was anywhere else
Anywhere else
Wish I Was Anywhere Else was written by Jake Holmes.