Winter Woman (feat. Lindzilla)

Ladies and gentlemen
I'd like to introduth
A champion of justice and champion of truth
For those of you for whom winter has gotten you down
She's gonna super saveytimes your snowed-in town

If you're freezing off your parts
She will warm you with her heart
She's Winter Woman
If there's road salt on your jeans
She will zap those suckers clean
She's Winter Woman

When your windshield's flocked with frost
She will clear it at all costs
When you find snow that is yellow
She will school that cheeky fellow
When the air is getting dry
She will moisturizе your thighs
She's Winter Woman

(Second vеrse, same backing track
Cause Kyle's getting tired and this song is kind of wack)

When your nose is getting snotty
She will heal you with her body
She's Winter Woman
When you're slipping on the ice
She's got a saving-you device
She's Winter Woman

If your car's slow to warm up
She will fix the issue. Yup
If it's getting dark too soon
She will bring you constant noon

She's the champion you need and the hero you deserve
When there's messy, snowy roads and you kinda gotta swerve
She will plow them in an instant and then take you out for soft serve
She's Winter Woman
She's Winter Woman
The winterest of women I've known