Willie And The Pigman

[Verse 1]
Little Willie Caesar he was in trouble
He was runnin' like a bandit through his longest darkest night
All that Willie lacked, in fact, was a shovel
Then he could have dug himself his own grave
And saved everybody some time

Because you don't relieve the union boys of their payroll
Not unless you've got an army ready to fight
And when the union representatives were unable
To reach a suitable agreement
That's when Willie took to flight

[Chorus]
Come on little Caesar you can make it
Anyway you're going to have to try
You don't you ever tangle with the ruling class
Unless you're prepared to take it
Because they can dish it out from now until 1999

[Verse 2]
Willie crashed the gate at Rosie's cantina
No, not the one where Marty shot that kid
This place was kinda like a train wreck 'cept it was cleaner
Everything was either out of order or very well hid

Way back in the corner sat the Pigman
He was the champion of the luckless lunchless faceless little folks
You and me, know what I mean?
Willie he explained the whole situation
In no time flat the Pigman's on the phone
Singing

[Chorus]
Come on little Caesar you can make it
Anyway you're going to have to try
You don't you ever tangle with the ruling class
Unless you're prepared to take it
Because they can dish it out from now until 1999

[Verse 3]
Next thing Willie knows the whole thing is over
Everybody wants to negotiate
Pigman orders three more glasses of cola
Willie worries, how can I repay?

Pigman say, "If you're ever down around Diego
Well then you can look me up
You know that I'm not that hard to find"
And with that he stands and leaves the table
Leaving Willie with the check
And wondering what was on his mind

[Chorus - Outro]
Come on little Caesar you can make it
Anyway you're going to have to try
Don't you ever tangle with the ruling class
Unless you're prepared to take it
Because they can dish it out from now until 1999

I said come on little Caesar you can make it
Anyway you're going to have to try
Don't you ever tangle with the ruling class
Unless you're prepared to take it
Because they can dish it out from now until 1999

Come on little Caesar you can make it
I said come on little Caesar you can make it
Come on little Caesar you can make it