Will you buy a fine dog?

Will you buy a fine dog, with a hole in his head?
With a dildo, dildo, dildo;
Muffs, cuffs, ribatos, and fine sisters' thread
With a dildo, dildo;
I stand not on points, pins, periwigs, combs, glasses
Gloves, garters, girdles, busks, for the brisk lasses;
But I have other dainty tricks
Sleek stones and potting sticks
With a dildo, diddle, dildo;
And for a need my pretty pods
Amber, civet, and musk cods
With a dildo, with a diddle, dildo!