Wild, Wild Jayne

She goes to Rome, she goes to France
She sees gladiators without any pants
She sees girls who used to be boys
They treat midgets just like toys

Wild, wild Jayne in a wild, wild world
Wild, wild Jayne, she's a wild girl
Wild, wild Jayne in a wild, wild world
Wild, wild Jayne, she's a wild girl

She goes to the nudist camp although she isn't bare
But she says she'll take it off the next time she goes there

Wild, wild Jayne in a wild, wild world
Wild, wild Jayne, she's a wild girl
Wild, wild Jayne in a wild, wild world
Wild, wild Jayne, she's a wild girl

Sorry, you can't top this
Now she's permanently topless

Oww!

She goes to the Bust-Out Club
But they all look the same to me
When she gets back to LA
There's so much more to see

Wild, wild Jayne in a wild, wild world
Wild, wild Jayne, she's a wild girl
Wild, wild Jayne in a wild, wild world
Wild, wild Jayne, she's a wild girl

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