Ronnie is a Psycho

Ronnie is a psycho and he doesn't understand
I wish someone would tell him he's no longer in my band
Ronnie's got a problem: he's afraid to drive a car
Each day he'd like to tour, but he can't push his amp that far

He got kicked out five years ago
But he still doesn't seem to know
I wish someone would make him go away

Ronnie is, Ronnie is
Ronnie is a psycho-oh-oh
Ronnie is, Ronnie is
Ronnie is a psycho-oh-oh

Oh, whoa-oh, whoa whoa
Oh, whoa-oh, whoa whoa

Ronnie is a psycho and he spends all day in bed
That hooker really liked him, well, at least that's what he said
Ronnie is a pussy but he thinks he's really tough
If I come to his house, he'll have his sister beat me up

His band can't think of any name
So his and mine are still the same
The difference is they don't know how to play

Ronnie is, Ronnie is
Ronnie is a psycho-oh-oh
Ronnie is, Ronnie is
Ronnie is a psycho-oh-oh

Oh, whoa-oh, whoa whoa
Oh, whoa-oh, whoa whoa

Ronnie is a psycho and he isn't very bright
He sure is parasitic but he's not a Parasite
Ronnie is a nuisance, and it's getting old real fast
And if he doesn't disappear, we're gonna kick his ass

Now all he does is watch TV
And tell his mom why he hates me
I wish he'd move to Yugoslav-I-A

Ronnie is, Ronnie is
Ronnie is a psycho-oh-oh
Ronnie is, Ronnie is
Ronnie is a psycho-oh-oh

Oh, whoa-oh, whoa whoa
Oh, whoa-oh, whoa whoa
Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-ohh
Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-ohh