Why Is Everything On The Radio So Sad, It’s Messing With My Head

[Intro]
Yo, yo
If you thought I wasn't sad enough
I'm doing a cover of Radiohead
Well, it's not really a cover more than it is an instrumental
But screw, screw off, you suck
Alright, here we go
Damn, that was epic
This is-is great album
I listen to it twice every second

[Verse 1]
It barks at no one else but me
Because I'm really sad (What?)
I'm sadder than all of you
But I hate it
I can't take this depression no longer
Ooh

[Chorus 1]
Hey man, slow down, slow down
Oooooh, slow down

[Spoken Word]
That was sad, man
I wanna do that again

[Verse 2]
I'm not less sad than I was before
Even though I'd like to be a little less sad than last time
That would be pretty nice
And I would be glad to not be sad

[Chorus 2]
Hey man, slow down, slow down
*autotuned muffling*
Oooooooh, why, god, why?
This can't be happening
I'm the saddest man of all time
Ooooooooh, I am still very upset about the current situation that I'm going through in this day and age
Ooh, here it comes

[Chorus 3]
Oooooooh, slow down, wait is this even the chorus yet?
I don't know, let's just like
Oooooooh, slow down, slow down
Oooooooh, oooooooooooooooooooh

[Outro]
Hey guys, thank you for listening to my song
I put a lot of work into it
I think it's my best song yet
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