Garrett Williamson
Nicholas Karr & Scott Wozniak
Garrett Williamson
Scott Wozniak
Nicholas Karr
Garrett Williamson
Nicholas Karr
Garrett Williamson
Nicholas Karr & Scott Wozniak
Chipper Hammond
Nicholas Karr & Scott Wozniak
A song from the 195th Scott The Woz episode and 2020 Christmas special “You’re Not An RPG Guy”
It was written by Scott and produced by Garrett Williamson
[Verse 1]
It's not FlingSmash, Geist, or Burnout Crash
Not Mario Party 6 or Ultra Smash
Neither Clubhouse Games or Wii Fit Plus
Nor Family Feud on SNES
All the games I've played, whether good or bad
Have tropes in common, my favorite doodads
It may be rushed, or plain, or flawed
But they ain't RPGs—oh, thank God
[Pre-Chorus]
Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it RPGs that are dumb and lame?
[Chorus: Scott the Woz, Crowd vocals, & Emma Rose Williamson]
Why don't you play them?
They just take so damn long to complete
Why don't you play them?
60 hours, just to rinse and repeat
But you could grind for years to beat that boss, oh
Why waste all this time on just one game?
Why don't you play them?
[Verse 2]
Turn-based battles and too much text
I'd rather be out not having sex
Menu clutter and useless stats
And random encounters can kiss my ass
No gameplay till hours in
Combat-ready? How did I win?
The same thing happens over again
And that there fun part comes up when?
I miss one thing and now I'm lost
That one inch of text really meant a lot?
Some shops with items I can't afford
So grind for money, you won't be bored
I'm tired, I'm scared, I'm not having fun
There's no other way this can be spun
What do I do? What do I check?
It's an RPG, what did I expect?
[Chorus: Scott the Woz, Crowd vocals, & Zach Frazier & Garrett Williamson]
Why don't you play them?
They're so good
Listen, guys
You can't have opinions
Why don't you play them?
They're not my style
Start a new file!
Why don't you, why-why don't you
Why Don’t You Play Them? was written by Scott Wozniak.
Why Don’t You Play Them? was produced by Garrett Williamson.
Scott Wozniak released Why Don’t You Play Them? on Wed Dec 23 2020.