Why Don't You Play Them? by Scott Wozniak
Why Don't You Play Them? by Scott Wozniak

Why Don’t You Play Them?

Scott Wozniak * Track #4 On Scott The Woz Sound Selection - Vol. A

Why Don’t You Play Them? Lyrics

[Verse 1]
It's not FlingSmash, Geist, or Burnout Crash
Not Mario Party 6 or Ultra Smash
Neither Clubhouse Games or Wii Fit Plus
Nor Family Feud on SNES
All the games I've played, whether good or bad
Have tropes in common, my favorite doodads
It may be rushed, or plain, or flawed
But they ain't RPGs—oh, thank God

[Pre-Chorus]
Are my tastes just bad? Am I the one to blame?
Or is it RPGs that are dumb and lame?

[Chorus: Scott the Woz, Crowd vocals, & Emma Rose Williamson]
Why don't you play them?
They just take so damn long to complete
Why don't you play them?
60 hours, just to rinse and repeat
But you could grind for years to beat that boss, oh
Why waste all this time on just one game?
Why don't you play them?

[Verse 2]
Turn-based battles and too much text
I'd rather be out not having sex
Menu clutter and useless stats
And random encounters can kiss my ass
No gameplay till hours in
Combat-ready? How did I win?
The same thing happens over again
And that there fun part comes up when?
I miss one thing and now I'm lost
That one inch of text really meant a lot?
Some shops with items I can't afford
So grind for money, you won't be bored
I'm tired, I'm scared, I'm not having fun
There's no other way this can be spun
What do I do? What do I check?
It's an RPG, what did I expect?

[Chorus: Scott the Woz, Crowd vocals, & Zach Frazier & Garrett Williamson]
Why don't you play them?
They're so good
Listen, guys
You can't have opinions
Why don't you play them?
They're not my style
Start a new file!
Why don't you, why-why don't you

Why Don’t You Play Them? Q&A

Who wrote Why Don’t You Play Them?'s ?

Why Don’t You Play Them? was written by Scott Wozniak.

Who produced Why Don’t You Play Them?'s ?

Why Don’t You Play Them? was produced by Garrett Williamson.

When did Scott Wozniak release Why Don’t You Play Them??

Scott Wozniak released Why Don’t You Play Them? on Wed Dec 23 2020.

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