Why Can’t I Grow a Mustache?

It's been said
But it's only the truth
Though still in my youth
My face is so smooth

What the fuck

Cause I would be a ten
If I had hair on my chin
Like my bearded friends

Oh why oh why
Oh why oh why oh why?

Can't I grow a moustache?
I only must ask for one thing

But I know given time
One day I'll be a man
Life won't get me down anymore
I won't hide away again

Ahhhh ahhhh

There's no need to say what has been
My arms are so thin
I'm drowning in sin
No it's true
I know I'll be just fine
Living my life
One day at a time

Man I feel like a kid
I'm going off of the grid for good

But I know given time
One day I'll be a man
Life won't get me down anymore
I won't hide away again