Why Am I Not Going Underwater?

Wide eyed
And wild eyed
I’m feeling stupid
But just sometimes
Because sometimes, I’m crazy
And sometimes, I’m naive
And sometimes I’m half way to dead

Because all my friends, yeah, they all left
Except Chris Reject. He’s the best

Sometimes I get drunk at night
When one drink turns fast into five
And then I start thinking of how many different ways my driving can take my life
And I’m all alone when I’m not alone
And what’s worse is I kind of like that

Relationships don’t burn, they fade out
So I know I won’t burn
I’ll fade out

Because all my friends, yeah, they all left
Except, except...

Sometimes I get drunk at night
When one drink turns fast into five
And most nights I’m too drunk to drive
And then I start thinking of how many different ways my driving can take my life
And I’m all alone
I’m always thinking: my heart makes me angry
My thoughts make me thirsty
And I have had too much to drink

So I’m not alone