Whutchu Jewin?

[Chorus]
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal yo' shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue

[Verse 1]
They take your ring, they take your watch
They take your rocks, they take your pipe
When you ain't lookin', they take your bike
Feed them some bacon, they'll take your life
Sometimes we'd like to hate all of 'em
But lookin' back, they gave us Hoffman
So trust me, homie, they rip you off?
Just count your losses, don't piss 'em off
They made Einstein, stand in line
For Chinese food, wasted his time
He built a bomb, dropped it on 'em
Then drank some wine, and said "L'chaim"
And if you're black, don't go to court
'Cause they gonna ask you
"Where was you last Tuesday?"
Get a Jewish lawyer
Wanna date his daughter
And you're black?
Yeah, good luck with that

[Chorus]
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue

[Verse 2]
Let's all be honest, okay, let's do this
You fuckin' hippies, you're fuckin' Jewish
The fuck you doin'? Rich son-a bitch
Your name is Moscowitz-Greenberg-ovich
So why you sayin', that you're Indian?
You smoke the purp? You're European
Always complainin' about somethin' or another so
Go tell your mother, fuckin' grow up
Answer this question, don't get offended
What's your connection to 9/11?
Okay, you're right, it wasn't you
Jews couldn't fly, they try to sue
Okay, we got it, Hitler was bad
Stop cryin' 'bout it and bomb Iran
Well, I don't like 'em, I think their wack
They steal your shit and they're not even black

[Chorus]
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue

[Bridge]
Stop, stop tryin' to take my shit
(Oh it's just to borrow)
No, no
(I'll give it back)
Stop, man, gimme my shit back, it's my shit
(I'm gonna sue you)
Won't ya just stop tryin' to sue me 'cause I can't take it
Why won't you eat bacon?
(Oy, you know how much bacon costs? It's too expensive)

[Chorus]
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews
Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
Jews keep tryin' to sue me
How do Jews do that shit?
Why do Jews steal your shit?
How do Jews do that shit?
How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
How do Jews, try to sue
(Oy vey)